300+ Funny, creative and awesome CSGO names [List Available]
In this article, you’ll find the most comprehensive list of funny names for CSGO.
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CSGO is a competitive online first-person shooter where people go head to head in a 5 vs 5 16 rounds match. Only those who aim the best and can create the best team play win the match.
Over time a lot of people will come across your name in CSGO. When you press TAB, you see all players listed with their names, when you die you get to watch your teammates finish the round, and then you have your steam friend list where all your friends can see your in-game tag/name.
Everyone wants to come up with the greatest, funniest and most unique name to get remembered by. But it can be hard to choose, especially because so many are already taken.
I hope these lists can give you some inspiration for what to choose yourself.
Funny CSGO Usernames
- VACation
- Airwaks
- HotshotGG
- Carry Potter
- Clutch Norris
- OneShotWonder
- Beetle Juice
- Steven Cry
- Matt Wiff
- Gandalf the Spray
- xQc
- Pimple
- Bubble Gun
- John Luke Pick Hard
- Captain Vac Sparrow
- All Brain No Aim
- Game of Throws
- Names Opacity
- De_eznuts
- VACcinaton
- Spruce Willis
- anonymouse
- The Silver Smurfer
- Adolf Hipster
- Super-Stalin
- Putin-tin
- Tiger Tooth – Palmtop Tiger
- Lightning Strike – The Bolt Action
- 9/11 was T sided
- tin_foil_hat
- Another one bites de_dust
- A Dance With Deagles
- J. Robert AWPpenheimer
- Jim Carry
- Sir Cumalot
- Albus Doubledoors
- Mariah Carry
- Gandalf the Gray-k
- Jollofmeister
- cowgirl_up
- LocalElite
- Tyrion LANnisters
- de_dos2
- PistolPrincess
- ThAWP Park
- Frag Hard Die Hard
- Friendly Fire
- Demo Day
- Bonus Round
- Beef_sister
- Smoke Screen
- GetSmoked
- The Empire Strikes VAC
- Decoy Grenade
- BrainWorms
- Jean Claude VACban
- TheFlashiest
- ToxicToe
- kiss-my-knife
- Nate
- d1ldo_swaggins
- Triggerbots
- PokaYolo
- Dancing With The Deagles
- Savage
- PimpinAintEasy
- I Lagged
- Osama Bin Lagging
- Abortion Survivor
- NoobPredator
- I Miss You
- GetWiped
- TheFartlessKiller
- Yuck Fou
- Untameable
- CouchKing
- Ariana Grenade
- Chauvinist
- Kick Chick
- Cereal Killer
- Aimhack.exe
- Still Ragin
- Wallhack.exe
- TwoDeaglesOneAWP
- Garbageman
Funny CSGO Knife Names
- MyDad’sWallet
- MyDad’sCreditCard
- Your Moms Tampon
- #cut4beiber
- I pay for pixels
- The circumciser
- I scammed this
- someone elses
- SURPRISE MADAFAKA
- odd looking d1ld0
- Eiffel 65
- Knife to meet you
- Real knives have kurves
- Gillette | Fusion
- Fusion | Pro Glide
- stfu, I’m clutching
- Curved for Pleasure
- Flip Knife | Slice n’ Dice
- u wot m9 (M9 Bayonet)
- Everything is a d1ld0 if you’re brave enough
- Bayonnaise (M9 Bayonet)
- Can opener
- i gut this guys
- i support gay rights knife
- Spoon
- Militarized Shank Version 9.0 (M9)
- Foreskin cutter
- Butchers Blade
- Dickhunter69
- SchoolHunter
- ImComingForTheKidsKaren
- SukaBlayt
- I Gut This
- Period Blood (If it’s a red knife)
- Too sharp too furious
- Rusty stick
Funny CSGO Gun and Skin Names
AK-47
- Fire Serpent “Montezooma’s Revenage”
- Rando Commando
- red laminate ak47 – “Ran out of Rags”
- Black laminate “umbreon”
- Spray and pray
- 99 in 3
- NERD SLAYER
- Headshot Machine for AK47
- Head Slicer
- YouHaveLagIHaveFrag
- Automatic Kalashnikov
- gay-k
- Immigration Control”
- 72 Million Rifles – 72 Years of Service” (1949–2021)
- theyknowmeformy1taps
- The Russian Problem Solver
- Comrade’s Raifu
M4A4 / M4A1-S
- X-ray “TSA Approved Weapon”
- 98 in 4
- Desolate Space “Boötes Void”
- Tactical n’ Practical
- Colt Sewing Machine Model 723
- M16 – 4th Generation
AUG
- Chameleon “Chamillionaire”
- Ikea Ak
- Astro Utility Gun
P90
- Death by Kitty “Eleanor Abernathy”
- Aiming is for noobs!
- noob gun
- pew pew gun
Desert Eagle
- Neverender
- Give Em the D-eag
- DEAGLE BRAND DEAGLE
- Koi Deagle: Golden Shower
- StatTrak Deagle Hypnotic: Sperm Cannon
- Deagle Heirloom (Stat): Osama’s plan B
- Tickle gun
- Pocket AWP
- 7 shots and a world to save
Scout
- HS or GTFO
- AWP | Made in China
- SSG 08
Negev
- Anodized Navy “Chicken Plucker”
- Hitreg is fine
- BRBRBRBRBRBRB
- IMA FIRIN MAH LAZER
- Israeli Buzzsaw
MAG-7
- Memento “Swag-7 | Trashmento”
- Discount Ak
- Money gun
- Uzi B4stard Child
MP-7
- Skulls “Dia de los Muertos”
- Discount AK
- MP9 | Made in Germany
USP-S
- Orion “The Hunter”
- The VIP
P250
- Glock | Made in Switzerland
- I Pee Too
PP-Bizon
- GG-Bizon
- Russian Chainsaw
MAC-10
- Graven “Mack10 | FoeLife”
- Uzi
- Gangsta Gun
Famas
- Spitfire “Curtiss P-40 Warhawk”
MP9
- Bulldozer “DeWALT | DC410K”
Funny CSGO AWP Names
- give it back
- Shouldn’t have peeked
- the domecracker
- drop it like it’s AWP
- Peek-A-BOOM (Boom skin)
- 1 Shot No Kill, All luck, no skill.
- Fifty Shades Of Grey (Graphite skin)
- Eagle Downer
- The AWPness Monster!
- Magic stick
- AWPtober Fest
- An AWPportunity
- La resistance!
- AWPsicle stick
- Stop AWP and Roll
- I’m turning AWPanese
- Never gonna give you AWP
- Awptimus prime
- Awesome Weapon of Pwnage
- 1 shot 1 AWPortunity
- Drop it like it’s AWP
- (Hive) Buzzkill
- round of AWPplauses
- Daddy’s Pay Check
- It i’ll blow your mind
- AWPeration ShitStorm
- 2Poor4DragonLore
- Open 24/7
- AWP in the name of Love
- I clicked once
- Pixy Stix
- AWPerator
- FearMonger
- Ring-a-Ding Ding Baby
- Your one AWP shop
- JFK Experience
- She Bites
- Precisioner
- dat ASSimov
- A-AWP Hitler
- Choke Artist
- 2 FAST U FURIOUS
- Flick Stick
- AWPanese Weeaboo
- Suka Blyad!
- MAWPing your tears
- pAWP tart
- Deliciously AWPetizing
- Skins > Skills
- AWPer Hand
- VATS VATS VATS
- McBang-Bang
- AWP | Rektline
- Dat Ass-iimov
- White Lighting
- Stick of Truth
- Janitor
- ThunderStruck
- LongDisRelationship
- I got special eyes
- The JFK experience
- Peak-a-BOOM
- You’re AWPful
- 300 cases later…
- My eyes are up here
- CTRL AWP DEL
- I’m broke
- Wallbanger
Funny CSO Team or Clan Names
- A HOUSE DIVIDED
- Covert Destroyer
- Spanking Legends
- ABACK AGENCY
- Raging Sprayers
- Tilted Stabbers
- Cloud 10
- ACID CREW
- Famas Boys
- Gock Cobblers
- We Flash You Crash
- Nosedrills
- ACOUSTIC VANDALS
- Buttmunchers
- AGGRESSIVE THUGS
- Punisher’s Apprentice
- Frenzy Shooters
- Deagle Deciples
- The silver experience
- Samurai in sweatpants
- AFTERMATH
- Dongers
Funny CSGO Bomb Names
- It’s just a clock!!!
- Remember: 7355608
- calculator
- Press ‘E’ to Self-Destruct
- Don’t Be a Loser, Buy a Defuser!
- Waldo
- The Mysterious Ticking Noise
- Save Dude!
- Plant me!!!
- AFK
- Last is AFK
- Press F10 to Defuse
- La Bomba
- Tsar Bomba
- Lord GabeN
- No Ninja Pls
- James Bomb
- C4KE
- C4 | BOOM
- AIDS (because nobody want’s it)
- iPhone 6
- Ghetto Blaster
- Made in China
- ISIS Funpack
- Allahu Akbar
- 72 virgins
- 2 kilo pure democracy
- It’s not a bomb
- It’s just a prank bro!
Author: Morten Pradsgaard
As a tech enthusiast and creative individual, my blog Living Smarter offers tips on tech, name ideas, and gaming. I collaborate with companies and individuals to share expertise in various genres and platforms.
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