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300+ Funny, creative and awesome CSGO names [List Available]

300+ Funny, creative and awesome CSGO names [List Available]

In this article, you’ll find the most comprehensive list of funny names for CSGO.

CSGO is a competitive online first-person shooter where people go head to head in a 5 vs 5 16 rounds match. Only those who aim the best and can create the best team play win the match.

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Over time a lot of people will come across your name in CSGO. When you press TAB, you see all players listed with their names, when you die you get to watch your teammates finish the round, and then you have your steam friend list where all your friends can see your in-game tag/name.

Everyone wants to come up with the greatest, funniest and most unique name to get remembered by. But it can be hard to choose, especially because so many are already taken.

I hope these lists can give you some inspiration for what to choose yourself.

Funny CSGO Usernames

  1. VACation
  2. Airwaks 
  3. HotshotGG 
  4. Carry Potter
  5. Clutch Norris
  6. OneShotWonder
  7. Beetle Juice
  8. Steven Cry
  9. Matt Wiff
  10. Gandalf the Spray
  11. xQc
  12. Pimple
  13. Bubble Gun
  14. John Luke Pick Hard
  15. Captain Vac Sparrow
  16. All Brain No Aim
  17. Game of Throws
  18. Names Opacity
  19. De_eznuts
  20. VACcinaton
  21. Spruce Willis
  22. anonymouse
  23. The Silver Smurfer
  24. Adolf Hipster
  25. Super-Stalin
  26. Putin-tin
  27. Tiger Tooth – Palmtop Tiger
  28. Lightning Strike – The Bolt Action
  29. 9/11 was T sided
  30. tin_foil_hat
  31. Another one bites de_dust
  32. A Dance With Deagles
  33. J. Robert AWPpenheimer
  34. Jim Carry
  35. Sir Cumalot
  36. Albus Doubledoors
  37. Mariah Carry
  38. Gandalf the Gray-k
  39. Jollofmeister
  40. cowgirl_up
  41. LocalElite
  42. Tyrion LANnisters
  43. de_dos2
  44. PistolPrincess
  45. ThAWP Park
  46. Frag Hard Die Hard
  47. Friendly Fire
  48. Demo Day
  49. Bonus Round
  50. Beef_sister
  51. Smoke Screen
  52. GetSmoked
  53. The Empire Strikes VAC
  54. Decoy Grenade
  55. BrainWorms
  56. Jean Claude VACban
  57. TheFlashiest
  58. ToxicToe
  59. kiss-my-knife
  60. Nate
  61. d1ldo_swaggins
  62. Triggerbots
  63. PokaYolo
  64. Dancing With The Deagles
  65. Savage
  66. PimpinAintEasy 
  67. I Lagged
  68. Osama Bin Lagging
  69. Abortion Survivor
  70. NoobPredator
  71. I Miss You
  72. GetWiped
  73. TheFartlessKiller
  74. Yuck Fou
  75. Untameable
  76. CouchKing
  77. Ariana Grenade
  78. Chauvinist
  79. Kick Chick
  80. Cereal Killer
  81. Aimhack.exe
  82. Still Ragin
  83. Wallhack.exe
  84. TwoDeaglesOneAWP
  85. Garbageman

Funny CSGO Knife Names

  1. MyDad’sWallet
  2. MyDad’sCreditCard
  3. Your Moms Tampon
  4. #cut4beiber
  5. I pay for pixels
  6. The circumciser
  7. I scammed this
  8. someone elses
  9. SURPRISE MADAFAKA
  10. odd looking d1ld0
  11. Eiffel 65
  12. Knife to meet you
  13. Real knives have kurves
  14. Gillette | Fusion
  15. Fusion | Pro Glide
  16. stfu, I’m clutching
  17. Curved for Pleasure
  18. Flip Knife | Slice n’ Dice
  19. u wot m9 (M9 Bayonet)
  20. Everything is a d1ld0 if you’re brave enough
  21. Bayonnaise (M9 Bayonet)
  22. Can opener
  23. i gut this guys
  24. i support gay rights knife
  25. Spoon
  26. Militarized Shank Version 9.0 (M9)
  27. Foreskin cutter
  28. Butchers Blade
  29. Dickhunter69
  30. SchoolHunter
  31. ImComingForTheKidsKaren
  32. SukaBlayt 
  33. I Gut This
  34. Period Blood (If it’s a red knife)
  35. Too sharp too furious
  36. Rusty stick

Funny CSGO Gun and Skin Names

AK-47

  1. Fire Serpent “Montezooma’s Revenage”
  2. Rando Commando
  3. red laminate ak47 – “Ran out of Rags”
  4. Black laminate “umbreon”
  5. Spray and pray
  6. 99 in 3
  7. NERD SLAYER
  8. Headshot Machine for AK47
  9. Head Slicer
  10. YouHaveLagIHaveFrag
  11. Automatic Kalashnikov
  12. gay-k
  13. Immigration Control”
  14. 72 Million Rifles – 72 Years of Service” (1949–2021)
  15. theyknowmeformy1taps
  16. The Russian Problem Solver
  17. Comrade’s Raifu

M4A4 / M4A1-S

  1. X-ray “TSA Approved Weapon”
  2. 98 in 4
  3. Desolate Space “Boötes Void”
  4. Tactical n’ Practical
  5. Colt Sewing Machine Model 723
  6. M16 – 4th Generation

AUG

  1. Chameleon “Chamillionaire”
  2. Ikea Ak
  3. Astro Utility Gun

P90

  1. Death by Kitty “Eleanor Abernathy”
  2. Aiming is for noobs!
  3. noob gun
  4. pew pew gun

Desert Eagle

  1. Neverender
  2. Give Em the D-eag
  3. DEAGLE BRAND DEAGLE
  4. Koi Deagle: Golden Shower
  5. StatTrak Deagle Hypnotic: Sperm Cannon
  6. Deagle Heirloom (Stat): Osama’s plan B
  7. Tickle gun
  8. Pocket AWP
  9. 7 shots and a world to save

Scout

  1. HS or GTFO
  2. AWP | Made in China
  3. SSG 08

Negev

  1. Anodized Navy “Chicken Plucker”
  2. Hitreg is fine
  3. BRBRBRBRBRBRB
  4. IMA FIRIN MAH LAZER
  5. Israeli Buzzsaw

MAG-7

  1. Memento “Swag-7 | Trashmento”
  2. Discount Ak
  3. Money gun
  4. Uzi B4stard Child

MP-7

  1. Skulls “Dia de los Muertos”
  2. Discount AK
  3. MP9 | Made in Germany

USP-S

  1. Orion “The Hunter”
  2. The VIP

P250

  1. Glock | Made in Switzerland
  2. I Pee Too

PP-Bizon

  1. GG-Bizon
  2. Russian Chainsaw

MAC-10

  1.  Graven “Mack10 | FoeLife”
  2. Uzi
  3. Gangsta Gun

Famas

  1. Spitfire “Curtiss P-40 Warhawk”

MP9

  1. Bulldozer “DeWALT | DC410K”

Funny CSGO AWP Names

  1. give it back
  2. Shouldn’t have peeked
  3. the domecracker
  4. drop it like it’s AWP
  5. Peek-A-BOOM (Boom skin)
  6. 1 Shot No Kill, All luck, no skill.
  7. Fifty Shades Of Grey (Graphite skin)
  8. Eagle Downer
  9. The AWPness Monster!
  10. Magic stick
  11. AWPtober Fest
  12. An AWPportunity
  13. La resistance!
  14. AWPsicle stick
  15. Stop AWP and Roll
  16. I’m turning AWPanese
  17. Never gonna give you AWP
  18. Awptimus prime
  19. Awesome Weapon of Pwnage
  20. 1 shot 1 AWPortunity
  21. Drop it like it’s AWP
  22. (Hive) Buzzkill
  23. round of AWPplauses
  24. Daddy’s Pay Check
  25. It i’ll blow your mind
  26. AWPeration ShitStorm
  27. 2Poor4DragonLore
  28. Open 24/7
  29. AWP in the name of Love
  30. I clicked once
  31. Pixy Stix
  32. AWPerator
  33. FearMonger
  34. Ring-a-Ding Ding Baby
  35. Your one AWP shop
  36. JFK Experience
  37. She Bites
  38. Precisioner
  39. dat ASSimov
  40. A-AWP Hitler
  41. Choke Artist 
  42. 2 FAST U FURIOUS
  43. Flick Stick
  44. AWPanese Weeaboo
  45. Suka Blyad!
  46. MAWPing your tears
  47. pAWP tart
  48. Deliciously AWPetizing
  49. Skins > Skills
  50. AWPer Hand
  51. VATS VATS VATS
  52. McBang-Bang
  53. AWP | Rektline
  54. Dat Ass-iimov
  55. White Lighting
  56. Stick of Truth
  57. Janitor
  58. ThunderStruck
  59. LongDisRelationship
  60. I got special eyes
  61. The JFK experience
  62. Peak-a-BOOM
  63. You’re AWPful
  64. 300 cases later…
  65. My eyes are up here
  66. CTRL AWP DEL
  67. I’m broke
  68. Wallbanger

Funny CSO Team or Clan Names

  1. A HOUSE DIVIDED
  2. Covert Destroyer
  3. Spanking Legends
  4. ABACK AGENCY
  5. Raging Sprayers
  6. Tilted Stabbers
  7. Cloud 10
  8. ACID CREW
  9. Famas Boys
  10. Gock Cobblers
  11. We Flash You Crash
  12. Nosedrills
  13. ACOUSTIC VANDALS
  14. Buttmunchers
  15. AGGRESSIVE THUGS
  16. Punisher’s Apprentice
  17. Frenzy Shooters
  18. Deagle Deciples
  19. The silver experience
  20. Samurai in sweatpants
  21. AFTERMATH
  22. Dongers

Funny CSGO Bomb Names

  1. It’s just a clock!!!
  2. Remember: 7355608
  3. calculator
  4. Press ‘E’ to Self-Destruct
  5. Don’t Be a Loser, Buy a Defuser!
  6. Waldo
  7. The Mysterious Ticking Noise
  8. Save Dude!
  9. Plant me!!!
  10. AFK
  11. Last is AFK
  12. Press F10 to Defuse
  13. La Bomba
  14. Tsar Bomba
  15. Lord GabeN
  16. No Ninja Pls
  17. James Bomb
  18. C4KE
  19. C4 | BOOM
  20. AIDS (because nobody want’s it)
  21. iPhone 6
  22. Ghetto Blaster
  23. Made in China
  24. ISIS Funpack
  25. Allahu Akbar
  26. 72 virgins
  27. 2 kilo pure democracy
  28. It’s not a bomb
  29. It’s just a prank bro!

Author: Morten Pradsgaard

Morten has been working with technology, IoT, and electronics for over a decade. His passion for technology is reflected in this blog to give you relevant and correct information.

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